Friday, September 08, 2006

LAMenEsS

Becos...
I allow early bookings, I shall be super busy
And I'm only here once weekly

Therefore...
You're incharge of all the hosp cases

Becos...
I am ever so busy with my very full apptmt
And pp whom I allow to walk-in despite my oredi full schld
Plus since I'm only here once weekly, I will not be able to follow up on cases
Hence I only wanna see my apptmts and not walk-ins

Therefore...
You are not to over book surgeries as you should be on standby to deal with walk-ins
Eventhough they are walk-ins and should wait

Your Sx can be booked in another day

Becos...
This might possi req surgery
And your surgeries (like my current consults) are not life-threatening emergencies
I shall send them to you with no typed up history or any prior prep (despite my usual preachings)

Therefore...
You shall attend to it immediately
And postpone your lunch and surgeries as they are of lesser imptance
And you are never as busy as me

Becos...
Unfanthomable reasons
I need your nurse to hold my cat
So I can perform teachings

Therefore...
You are left nurseless in the middle of a surgery
To lower the isoflo and monitor the animal yourself
As watever you do is always of a lesser imptance
And you should be independant enuff to handle it

Becos...
Cleaning ears, clipping nails and weight of cats from someone spoilt & irresp
Trumps helping out at a sx for smallies

Therefore...
Help has to be requested several times b4 they're relinguished
Despite the fact that there's a higher risk of smallies under GA and would require close monitoring with a free hand to hold the mask...
Hence the need for 2 pp preferably...

Becos...
I am always doing my best for everyone
I am wiser, I know better
And I am always working harder than anyone else (becos I choose to)
No one is to be trusted (except my favs) and allowed to make their own decisions
I can alawys explain my actions anywhich way -- I trump everyone else -- do not bother to argue with me or share your point of view as you will lose

Therefore...
Everything should be as I dictate
And I am always right regardless
Everyone should be like me if not they are worthless
And their judgement is usually wrong
Hence I should treat them like idiots and just implement my ideas

And I can never trust their word

1 Comments:

Blogger twisstii said...

as i always say to myself there are many things in life that cannot be justified no matter what you do..these are one of the "too bad, deal with it " moments. life sucks....

8:26 AM  

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