"I AM ENTITLED ..."
I AM ENTITILED TO :
* A DISCOUNT, %-TAGE OF MY CHOICE
* PAYMENT VIA CHEQUE MAIL WHENEVER IT'S CONVENIENT FOR ME
* COLLECT MY MEDS PRIOR TO FULL PAYMENT
* TO NOT PAY TILL YOUR BOSS AGREES TO THE ABOVE
* NOT PAY 'COS THIS IS JUST A DOG HOSPITAL HENCE THE LOGIC OF PAYMENT BEFORE MRECHANDISE DO NOT APPLY (try selling this to Gleneagles/ Mt A/ Mt E!!! Or a kopitiam!!! I send u cheque for my kopi hor - i drink 1st!)
I WILL DISREGARD THE FACT THAT :
* I'VE BEEN QUOTED THE CHARGES & HAVE AGREED TO PAYMENT
* I'VE BEEN OFFERED A CHEAPER BLOOD TEST OPTION
* THE BLOOD RESULTS HAVE MOSTLY RULED OUT ADVERSE EFFECTS FROM THE SEDATION -- I WILL BLAME THE DENTAL JOB ANYWAY, DESPITE FEEDING CHARSIEW & MILO TO MY DOG WITH A HISTORY OF IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME... (dense much!!)
* MY DOG IS OLD AND VOMITING CAN BE DUE TO A MYRIAD OF REASONS, INCLUDING CANCER/ GASTRIC ULCERATION/INFLAMMATION -- I WILL STILL BLAME THE DENTAL
* THE HOSPITAL WILL EITHER CREDIT/ SEND ME CHEQUE IF THE BOSS AGREES TO MY REQUEST OF A DISCOUNT (but i insist you accept me sending my payment by cheque...)
I WILL NOT APPRECIATE THE FACT :
* THAT MY PREVIOUS DISCOUNT IS A PRIVILEDGE, NOT AN ENITILEMENT
* THAT MY DOG HAS BEEN MEDICATED FOR TONIGHT, SO ALL I NEED TO DO IS MAKE PAYMENT TMW AND COLLECT THE MEDS
* YOUR BOSS TOOK TIME OFF FROM LUNCH TO DO AN UNSCHEDULED DENTAL CLEANING FOR MY DOG'S NEGLECTED TEETH, TO ENSURE HIS ONGOING HEALTH, SO I DUN HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP DOWN.
* THAT OTHER HOSPITALS WOULD NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN SUCH RUBBISH, NOT TO MENTION MEDICATE MY DOG FOR THE NIGHT.
I SAY I LOVE MY DOG BUT :
* I'M TOO TIRED TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP DOWN TONITE TO PAY THE BILL & COLLECT HIS REQUIRED MEDS ALTHOUGH IT MAY MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER
* I IGNORE THE OPTION OF PAYING AND COLLECTING THE MEDS TMW
* MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT HIS HEALTH (Oh yeah MUMMY loves u Pepper darlin...)
I THANK THE LORD THAT :
* THE BLOOD TESTS RESULTS ARE ALL NORMAL YET I WON'T PAY FOR IT
* THAT I'M SUCH A SHAMELESS UNREASONABLE BITCH
I CLAIM TO BE THE BOSS'S LONG TIME FAITHFUL CLIENT & FRIEND :
* WHEN MY LAST VISIT (b4 last week) WAS 3 YEARS AGO.
* SO I'M ENTITLED TO CREATE A SCENE AND DISTRESS ALL HIS STAFF WITH MY NONSENSE
* A DISCOUNT, %-TAGE OF MY CHOICE
* PAYMENT VIA CHEQUE MAIL WHENEVER IT'S CONVENIENT FOR ME
* COLLECT MY MEDS PRIOR TO FULL PAYMENT
* TO NOT PAY TILL YOUR BOSS AGREES TO THE ABOVE
* NOT PAY 'COS THIS IS JUST A DOG HOSPITAL HENCE THE LOGIC OF PAYMENT BEFORE MRECHANDISE DO NOT APPLY (try selling this to Gleneagles/ Mt A/ Mt E!!! Or a kopitiam!!! I send u cheque for my kopi hor - i drink 1st!)
I WILL DISREGARD THE FACT THAT :
* I'VE BEEN QUOTED THE CHARGES & HAVE AGREED TO PAYMENT
* I'VE BEEN OFFERED A CHEAPER BLOOD TEST OPTION
* THE BLOOD RESULTS HAVE MOSTLY RULED OUT ADVERSE EFFECTS FROM THE SEDATION -- I WILL BLAME THE DENTAL JOB ANYWAY, DESPITE FEEDING CHARSIEW & MILO TO MY DOG WITH A HISTORY OF IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME... (dense much!!)
* MY DOG IS OLD AND VOMITING CAN BE DUE TO A MYRIAD OF REASONS, INCLUDING CANCER/ GASTRIC ULCERATION/INFLAMMATION -- I WILL STILL BLAME THE DENTAL
* THE HOSPITAL WILL EITHER CREDIT/ SEND ME CHEQUE IF THE BOSS AGREES TO MY REQUEST OF A DISCOUNT (but i insist you accept me sending my payment by cheque...)
I WILL NOT APPRECIATE THE FACT :
* THAT MY PREVIOUS DISCOUNT IS A PRIVILEDGE, NOT AN ENITILEMENT
* THAT MY DOG HAS BEEN MEDICATED FOR TONIGHT, SO ALL I NEED TO DO IS MAKE PAYMENT TMW AND COLLECT THE MEDS
* YOUR BOSS TOOK TIME OFF FROM LUNCH TO DO AN UNSCHEDULED DENTAL CLEANING FOR MY DOG'S NEGLECTED TEETH, TO ENSURE HIS ONGOING HEALTH, SO I DUN HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP DOWN.
* THAT OTHER HOSPITALS WOULD NOT EVEN ENTERTAIN SUCH RUBBISH, NOT TO MENTION MEDICATE MY DOG FOR THE NIGHT.
I SAY I LOVE MY DOG BUT :
* I'M TOO TIRED TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP DOWN TONITE TO PAY THE BILL & COLLECT HIS REQUIRED MEDS ALTHOUGH IT MAY MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER
* I IGNORE THE OPTION OF PAYING AND COLLECTING THE MEDS TMW
* MONEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT HIS HEALTH (Oh yeah MUMMY loves u Pepper darlin...)
I THANK THE LORD THAT :
* THE BLOOD TESTS RESULTS ARE ALL NORMAL YET I WON'T PAY FOR IT
* THAT I'M SUCH A SHAMELESS UNREASONABLE BITCH
I CLAIM TO BE THE BOSS'S LONG TIME FAITHFUL CLIENT & FRIEND :
* WHEN MY LAST VISIT (b4 last week) WAS 3 YEARS AGO.
* SO I'M ENTITLED TO CREATE A SCENE AND DISTRESS ALL HIS STAFF WITH MY NONSENSE
posted by milknpowder | 7:14 AM
2 Comments:
OMG ! what the hell happened? like i said he's the shits and those are the flies. They never stop fluttering into your face. Take heart bud...
If only we could videotape these encounters and broadcast it to the world.
"Excuse me mam! For the record, please look into the camera and repeat what you just said... the part about you being a regular long time client... ah... according to our records hor... the last time you came to us was 3 years ago leh... how come you say regular leh? Orr... you have no brain and you are a compulsive liar... okok... please carry on..."
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