A series of BIMboTIC eVEnTS...

THE HAPLESS FEMALE
It all starts one nite, where lounging in a fren's office, i heara conversation going ...

M : I have an event at Causeway Pt tmw
L : Oh...
M : And I have to wake up early, not taking the car 'cos am not sure how to get there.
L : ????? Street directory...
M : Eryah... gonna take the MRT instead.
L : ??!!!!!!!!!! Ok, how about the NEL??
M : ?????


THE SCATTERBRAIN
The next day x2...
11pm, finally lounging back home with dinner and tv, the phone rings...

M : Erm... emergency... erm, remember we're going JB to do hair tmw... 'fraid we gotta cancel...
L : WAT!!
M : Yeah.... my passport expired in Feb 2007...
L : .....
M : That's expired right?? I mean...
L : Guffaws... ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!


THE MORNING AT THE BEACH SERIES
#1 : A Day in the Life of Sabre

Baking hot sun... galloping dogs...

the beach, the surf, the sand...

the sudden dive into shallow water with jutting rocks... why???!!!!!!!!!!

the petrified frozen (small cut)
the gallant rescue (resulting in bruised foot)... sigh
Little Boy Boy : i want my mummy mummy!!
heh heh!!

#2 Seawater
M : I wonder how the seawater tastes?
L : !!!!!!!!!!???????
M dips finger, licks and grimaces...
L : Guffaws again in disbelief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3 Hotsand
Cody gallops valiantly after gulls, her muscules rippling... magnificient.
Yelps... and jumps away quicky...
Sand hot sand hot!!
Paw stuck in hot sand!!
heehee!!

#4 Fried Escagot
Did i mention it was a hot day? Lets make it blistering hot...
Stoopid snails, oozy bodies... scattered all about, WITHOUT shelter, getting fried...
On a beach cliff!
Salt water - danger danger!!!! AWAS!!
Anyways, here's how the rescue mission went with lots of encouragement...

M : How do u know they're not crossing the road to the OTHER side!!! And u're just setting them back!!
L : grunts... Better than getting fried!!
M : U're just setting them off course.
L : Drops a snail into a shady but prickly bush
M : And cracking their shells!

#5 Lost Poop
So we left the poop hoping it'd dry in the sun to be picked up later.
Guess wat... lost one poop lor. Haha


THE LOST CONTINENT (at SPC for ice-cream)
L : I didn't know Canada is a country? Isn't it part of the US?
M : Speechless with googly eyes...
L : But we dun get checked... they weren't any customs the last time we crossed over...
M : Next thing u're gonna say S. Am is part of the US!!!!!!!!!!
L : Ain't it!!!! It says America wat!!
M : Wat do they teach u at school!!!!!! I'm gonna have a word with that principal of yours!!!!! Dun u read the newspaper!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
L : .......... ok ok
M : rolls eyes crazily