INcreDIbLeTAles from SIngAPorE

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Gate left unlocked.........??
Tiny cute dog wanders out innocently...
"Yip yip..." boing boing...
A menacing shadow is seen...
Arms reaching....

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Tired and sick...
On MC but still helping out...
Big Cheese drags herself back home for a rest.
HORRORS!!!
Where is THUNDER?!!!
Panic and chaos ensues...

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Hours of frantic searching
Banging on doors...
Leads given by helpful neighbours...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the 8TH FLOOR!!!!!!
"Thunder!"
Yip yip... woof woof... too many...

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"Ring ring!!"
Isn't there a reward? May I suggest $500?
No money no dog... la di da

The UNTHINKABLE has occurred...
DOGNAPPING WITH RANSOM!!!!!!
If you ever thot the world u lived in was in any way decent...
think again.